Love: Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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By Broken - 03/08/2010 12:11 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

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Classic mistake

By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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By Unreality - 26/01/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 11:01

Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML

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Reverse Uno

By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 20:01

Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML

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By meowymomma - 25/06/2016 19:21 - United States

Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML

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Betrayal

By Anonymous - 12/07/2021 08:01

Today, I found out my fiancé has been sexting my friend for about a month. I've already paid for our wedding, which was supposed to be next week. FML

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nananna915 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:58

Dump him, dump him immediately

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:02

Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.

Comments

Sakura_ 6

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:24

sad...

tictactoe123 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 12:21

:( you can do better

moonlit_manga 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:13

Wedding diet? Tee hee I thought that was a girl thing! Well I wouldn't know I'm only 16 ^-^; sorry to hear that though....

mommacutmyhair 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:51

That's just mean

XxHeartBrokenxX 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:18

Dump him harshly. No mercy ^.^ And cuss out the secretary for being involved

blobxmaster13 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 17:37

i say chuck the ring down a sewer or somewhere unreachable. then leave him. what.a.loser.

Mattsayshola 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 0:08

Stop posting. I have seen you post tons, making all of them most likely fake

joshua70448 0

Monday 13 July 2009 21:49

Stop commenting. It's obvious you haven't figured out that "Anonymous" is the default name used when no name is given. What's next, are you going to accuse them of lying because the message starts with "Today" and there's no way they would have posted it the same day?

amazingkate 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:01

#20 HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD. you didn't like him the way he was. his secretary likes him fine.

Shyman4ever 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:21

You would be mad at him for eating pizza?big deal... But fyl for him cheating on you.

locke15 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:24

I don't understand why everyone thinks her attitude or the possibility that she made him go on a diet givees him the right to cheat on her. To break up with her - sure. But that's way different than cheating. If his needs aren't being fulfilled, or whatever, you BREAK UP, not cheat.