Justkillme
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Rowansgonnarow
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Piggirl
Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
clinictime
Okotoks, Canada
Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML
Anonymous
Hull, United Kingdom
Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
Gilbert, United States
You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
me
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
fmltom
Las Vegas, United States
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
hopeless
Annandale On Hudson, United States
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
By “feelings”, do you mean a burning sensation when you pee?
sunnyray812 42
And THIS is exactly why we all need to ask for proof of STD testing before we sleep with someone.
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Comments (20)
Zaina Tamam 9
You can sue if he never told you.
Gofuckyourself 24
What a trade off!
Sarah Marie_1459472994 5
Big deal. One pill & it’s gone.