Miscellaneous: Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being...

By Jenn - 16/08/2014 12:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears and started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 14:02 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, as usual, my flatmate is so loud when talking face to face that my ears and head rattle. I can't say anything because how dare I suggest there's anything wrong with my roommate's hearing. Yet nobody else talks this loud. FML

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Time for tinnitus

By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 18:00 - United States - Cecil

Today, my roommate shouted his entire part of the conversation at the dinner table. He refuses to get his hearing checked, nor lower his voice, so now my ears hurt for the rest of the evening. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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On deaf ears

By Anonymous - 18/05/2021 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I had breakfast with my roommate and he was so loud, my ears felt ready to burst. If I even suggest he needs his hearing checked, he erupts like Mt. Vesuvius. Everyone agrees, he has no "inside voice" and they don't know how to handle his near-shouting to your face either. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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By why me? - 06/09/2014 04:25 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Our house, in the middle of our street

By Anonymous - 27/03/2021 20:59 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized I could say nothing in my home without being interrupted, talked over, or the subject derailed into a 30 minutes monologue by my housemates. And they wonder why I'm so quiet all the time… FML

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Noise pollution

By SHUT UP - 28/09/2022 04:00

Today, I turned on the air conditioner in my room, even though it's absolutely freezing in there. Why? To drown about my mom and brother talking. My mom swears that they aren't arguing, but they're so damn loud that it doesn't even matter. They know I'm autistic and that I have hyperacusis. However, they don't care. FML

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By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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headofmedusa 15

Saturday 16 August 2014 19:27

Do the same to them whenever they want your side of the rent.

popprock 13

Saturday 16 August 2014 19:29

.....Maybe it's time to consider getting new roommates??

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chukacua 2

Saturday 16 August 2014 20:24

Then stop doing housework.

elcee1987 18

Sunday 17 August 2014 2:25

Doesn't usually work. I've done it before and all that happened was my roommates made more messes on top of the old mess. Sometimes it's easier to just clean up, even if it's their mess. Thus, solution here is new roommates.

ostfaiz 18

Saturday 16 August 2014 20:37

nominate yourself in their gang :D

alex_622 22

Saturday 16 August 2014 20:39

Time for you to find new roommates. Sorry OP

CrabbityAnn 10

Saturday 16 August 2014 20:41

Sounds like you're enabling them. Lock your clean dishes in your room and refuse to wash any more and either 1)don't tidy common areas 2) tidy but dump all the shit in their room 3) tidy but dump all their shit in the trash (whether it's a magazine, clothing or an iPad)... They'll soon learn >:-)

awesomeamandas 37

Saturday 16 August 2014 20:56

try annoying them until they agree to help out. play justin beiber on full volume at all times of the day. or like a previous comment get a metal pot and bang a spoon around in it and refuse to stop until they start doing what they're supposed to do.