Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
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Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
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FMLKitten 15
As much as a teacher shouldn't be doing this, it makes perfect blackmail!
AphyTheBronette 15
Mrs Crabby cakes it's not " weird anime crap" it's technically a form of art. Maybe the girl will grow up to be a great manga artist. Instead try this new concept encourage your students, even if it's outside your comfort zone on traditional art. Oh and talk with her parents she's obviously got anger issues.
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pandoraofhearts 2
Well I guess that's what you get for calling her anime art crap.
smartjingle 11
As a teacher you have the first and foremost duty of being respectful of the students in your class if you want to instill the same values in the kids. :s Judging from your criticism of their "uniqueness", it seems you are not a very open and accepting person. That being said, kids often get more rebellious if they feel absolutely no connection to their teacher. A note like that is the least of what you have to come to face if you wish to continue in your profession. If you can't handle it, or can't be more open-minded, then perhaps a teacher isn't the right path for you.
Fenyryn 5
She can draw anime all she wants. Maybe she doesn't like your class because you're just too god-damn judgemental.
kxxjoejoexxk 8
Uhhh ya know if the future generation is eig raised by you doesnt that mean you screwed them up?
LadyEmi 15
Thennn stop being a douche bag.
fradd 1
Well, anime is crap, so I agree with the OP.
kattylizbeth 19
313- ever heard of this new-dangled thing called.. Saaaaaarcasm? Check it out sometimes, bud. -.-
Corrupt_waffles 13
I remember when I was in school before my multimedia academy, that I always finished all my work super early and that I would start drawing. My teachers got upset at me even though I had no other work to do. They told me to do something 'intelligent'. One teacher went as far as taking my entire sketch book and shredding it in front of the class...
Fmylife107 5
Weird anime crap my ass, it's the most popular form of art, anyone who reads comics or plays any kind of game uses anime (not the same kind of anime each time, mind you) I have the best grades in my class and I draw that "weird anime crap" all the time! So, you must be a horrible teacher, not encouraging your students.
Shade1982 21
First off, no, it's not. Do you have ANY idea how many art forms there actually are? Drawing or painting art alone has countless forms, and that's not including other forms (like dance, photography, scuplting, I could go on forever, it's still art). Secondly, comic drawing =/= anime. Anime is by origin a Japanese-disseminated animation style. Comics can be drawn using very different drawing styles. Is the comic in your newspaper drawn anime-style? Because mine is not... You'd think someone with 'good grades' would know that. Thirdly, that was completely besides the point. The student in question was very rude to do this, regardless of what she was drawing. Lastly, even teachers are allowed to have their own opinions. If she thinks anime is weird, she's allowed to say so. She said absolutely nothing about if it influences her ability to grade this student at all. /END RANT
StormRaider358 2
I collected MY students' notes **** YOUR class All of these things were said in the fml. Students don't usually call their peers "my students." By the girl saying, "**** YOUR CLASS", it clearly shows OP was teaching that class. Context clues kiddies