Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML
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Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I decided to clean out my closet and donate some clothes to charity. As I was carrying a heavy bag of clothes down the stairs, I tripped and fell, spilling everything everywhere. I had to start all over again. FML
Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML
Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML
Today, I pulled out of my parking lot to head to physical therapy and the alleyway was blocked by some traffic. I nudged over to allow a garbage truck to pull in and my passenger window shattered against a dumpster handle. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
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Top comments
heygirlie777 21
And they wonder why people don't give to the poor.
TheMathMajor 26
Oh no! I hope you and your car are okay. Next time maybe strap the boxes down in the truck bed.
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Comments (113)
jazzyjazz23 9
I hope your car isn't too damaged. It's was nice of you to do that op. :)
perdix 31
Goodwill Industries does a wonderful job giving meaningful employment to the mentally challenged. Perhaps, the OP ought to ask for a job there ;)
Helldemon 32
Not really, they'll fire them the second funding runs out and claim it's for something else so they can't get unemployment lol. GW industries is a greedy worthless company.
perdix 31
Really?!?!?! **** that, then! From now on, I'm giving all my used clothes and furniture to the Kardashians. They'll know what to do with it!!!
EmazingLight 9
Hahaha. I get it :3
khriss_khriss 7
Well thank God ur still alive and not injured.
KiddNYC1O 22
You're alright for wanting to donate.
katie887 2
Do u really drive that badly? Or just don't know how to put boxes in a truck?
greeneyebeauty9 28
at least you tried OP..
kimsturrs 5
Just Donated 3 bags to Goodwill today(:
myztwenty8 4
Wat a moron
chosha_fml 27
What's that saying? 'No good deed goes unpunished. ':/
dankoneon 3
Serves you right for not using the truck's bed