Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I decided to clean out my closet and donate some clothes to charity. As I was carrying a heavy bag of clothes down the stairs, I tripped and fell, spilling everything everywhere. I had to start all over again. FML
Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML
Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML
Today, I pulled out of my parking lot to head to physical therapy and the alleyway was blocked by some traffic. I nudged over to allow a garbage truck to pull in and my passenger window shattered against a dumpster handle. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
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Top comments
heygirlie777 21
And they wonder why people don't give to the poor.
TheMathMajor 26
Oh no! I hope you and your car are okay. Next time maybe strap the boxes down in the truck bed.
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Comments (113)
maddygirl820 10
Ouch
Welshite 40
No good deed goes unpunished.
skulltorn 8
No good deed goes unpunished......
noncom 12
#19, Please don't repeat comments.
Grimmerie 31
18 and 19 were posted at the same time. Chill.
skulltorn 8
Wow didn't see that, what a small world lmao
hatesfate 6
#22 Are you a moderator or do you play one irl?
SpikyG 3
Do the Gangnam Style Dance in the Middle of the highway
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
No
SqueakyChipmunk 22
And get hit by a car.
kyliersb 4
Yes
SqueakyChipmunk 22
They didn't want to leave you. They WON'T let you.
S182 15
Glad you weren't hurt, and you didn't kill anyone else... Not only did you not secure the boxes, but you weren't driving appropriately in consideration of your cargo... When you are on the road it's not just your safety at stake, but other motorists... I don't think you deserve it, but it was most definitely your fault.
olpally 33
Is the car okay? :) that's very thoughtful op, hope you were still able to deliver your stuff to goodwill after the wreck. :)
88vivera 9
R u ok?
noncom 12
#29 Please don't spell like that. It makes you look like an idiot.
DocBastard 40
This was the universe's way of telling you that your old shit was too shitty even for the needy. Next time try donating stuff instead of shit.
noncom 12
Docbastard I love your comments. Insert witty comment here.
unknown_user5566 27
Who let all the fanboys out of their cages today? Good grief.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I...may have...accidentally...unlocked the cage...
unknown_user5566 27
Damnit, Squeaky! Who gave you the key?!
olpally 33
I did... Sorry kyleekay... *thumbs down* :D
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#41: So, how does Doc's ass taste?
DocBastard 40
It tastes like rainbows and pixie dust. Haileypotter, I fully expect you to delete your "favorite commenters" from your profile info, or else you can consider your nose firmly implanted in their asses too. Hypocrites piss me off.
Psych101 9
75- And now we play the waiting game. If 74 does what you say, then 74 is still a hypocrite for doing exactly what you say. Ah, who doesn't love a no-win situation?
Psych101 9
Let me rephrase that to make it clearer. If 74 does exactly what you say, then he/she is ass kissing, making him/her a hypocrite as well.
ifuckmonsters 5
This is why nobody donates.