Holidays: Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then...

By Busted - 31/12/2009 20:52 - Mexico

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

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By Again - 25/07/2015 16:55 - United States - Pell City

Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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By saqmuel093 - 18/01/2015 19:44 - Malaysia - Tatau

Today, I ran out of cash. The nearest ATM to my house is over a half hour away by foot. After walking all the way there under the blistering heat of the sun, I realized I'd left my card back at home. FML

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By Rightswiper - 26/07/2017 05:00 - South Africa

Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML

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By Dixienornous - 03/06/2016 11:05 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML

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By annoyed - 28/08/2012 17:50 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By dannij08 - 27/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

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By 8to10days - 05/08/2010 11:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 08:01 - Luxembourg - Luxembourg

Today, my Visa card randomly stopped working. I have no other way of getting money or paying for anything. I was going to buy next week's food tomorrow, but I guess I'll just starve instead. FML

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bugmenot1 1

Friday 1 January 2010 0:25

You are in Mexico with 20 USD...What's the problem with living like a king?

allaayy_naa 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:33

i guess you'll just have to sell your body. probably won't be a problem.

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cars819 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:54

can't u use ur credit card?

namesarehardtoth 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:08

damn girl you can almost buy Mexico city

wildboyzrule 7

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:41

that'll get you a lot of pesos haha but seriously that SuCKs

ZeroIce 12

Friday 23 September 2011 21:27

why would you do that?

FloMarDee 19

Friday 3 May 2013 4:00

did anyone else look at CA and think "Canada"?

judea95 16

Saturday 31 August 2013 11:00

That's why you should actually look for something before you report it lost or stolen

RockNRollAndrew 18

Thursday 26 December 2013 16:17

Get a job

Clueless_J 6

Friday 8 August 2014 23:41

That's literally like 200 pesos

paddymac 13

Tuesday 16 February 2016 6:33

20 dollars is like 260 pesos

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