Health: Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on...

By blank - 21/07/2010 13:52 - United States

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By smiles - 03/12/2014 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML

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By Carrie G. - 27/07/2012 00:46 - United States - Holland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 23:20 - Canada

Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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horcrux 6

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:03

Well it absorbs blood ;)

gabbster95 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:05

we are in a recession!!

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whatsnewwithluck 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:09

WIN

alyssax33 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:09

wow. what I this site coming to?

starile 19

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:14

I agree, wtf. Anything passes for an FML these days, huh? Aren't there moderators to help keep only GOOD content on this site?

monnanon 13

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:19

we all can vote on the FMLs therefore we are all to blame.

Jessicaa96145 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:09

aha :) hope it was a new one..

pop_a_squat 2

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:11

Nothing out of the ordinary there...

NawaltheWall 4

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:11

Err, how is this an FML?

exiie 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:12

um, what did he do to his hand?

TheBreaKer_fml 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 20:08

too much alone time? lol

Kirashai 9

Thursday 22 July 2010 5:21

rofl nice

illmatic2 16

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:13

Doesn't sound like a bad idea.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:13

Hahaha! He's trying to save money, dear!

justsayfuck 5

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:14

Wow, I had to reread this FML 4 times before I.. No. I still don't get the **** in this FML.

illmatic2 16

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:18

I agree unless it was a used one.

mercedeslove 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:16

if he was bleeding bad and the cut was deep; this was a smart move on his part. It's almost like a large dressing bandage.

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