Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
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Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML
Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
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MelTheGreat 23
I hope he showers and doesn't use the same method on himself.
SherBear133 7
Genius. He may not seem like one at first glance...but looks like he just suckered you into doing his laundry ;)
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Comments (109)
berryblizzard 11
Just laugh it off and teach him.
Redlawnchair 9
Hmmm two fiancée FML's in a row. Give them a couple of years and we'll get to enjoy more idiot husband FML's. Whoot whoot.
HortonThelephant 15
I wonder if I could dupe my girlfriend into believing such a ridiculous farce...
Lizzy500 16
This is the part where you march his butt down to the laundry room and teach him how the machines work.
Saone_fml 27
Or... You know, teach him? If he's that clueless but still attempts something i don't think there will be a problem with him learning. Do it together for a while, he'll catch on.
Bliss391 7
It's a trick!! He only did that so you wouldn't want him doing laundry anymore. I use to do the same thing when I was younger and my mom made me do the dishes.
Bliss391 7
Wow just realized just about everybody else already said this. My apologies
Lizzy500 16
LOL look at the time stamps. Great minds think alike : )
Enslaved 36
Oops me too. .P
nikkon416 13
You're fiancé is brilliant. I am convinced that he did this intentionally to make you believe he is incapable of doing laundry. Pure genius.
Bicko2004 25
If you don't want to do a job, do it badly the first few times and you will not be asked again!
vewwe 20
At least he tried, there are partners that don't do shit
Enslaved 36
Nope, just do yours only. He'll soon get tired of cleaning his own cloth that way and believe it or not-- learn to do it the correct way. Don't fall for that. . . I'm purposely screwing up so I won't have to do it in the future! Sneaky guys!
Ambience138 11
I tried that trick on my ex. Didn't work, he just kept buying new clothes. You get over it, it's just laundry. If you have to do it all yourself then so be it. Just wait till you have kids and you're stuck doing 2 loads a day.
Enslaved 36
Or do what I do. I wash ALL the clothes but then my SO has to fold, hang and put everything away. :) My deal it sweeter than you can imagine!
Ambience138 11
You're lucky you have someone who is willing to do that. Chores like laundry are a woman's job.