Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
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Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML
Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
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MelTheGreat 23
I hope he showers and doesn't use the same method on himself.
SherBear133 7
Genius. He may not seem like one at first glance...but looks like he just suckered you into doing his laundry ;)
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Comments (109)
notitties 5
Just get a divorce. Save the time
Czech_Zidane 14
The man is OP's FIANCÉE, no need for divorce. "Go away and return after some solo life, when you learn the basics of house chores" will do.
accursedvenom 1
sounds like somebody was taught by the master of getting out of chores.
hoffmanam 13
isn't that how its done?
Axel5238 29
I feel bad for the OP. He's either trying to get out of just because he's lazy. Though, some people are kinda gross when it comes to what they consider clean.
NicollieO 7
It's a trick!
jlperry31 10
hes doing that to play dumb so u will do as u said and be the one who does laundry as long as ur togethrr
trav_o 8
Oh ya, its sexist to say women should do the laundry. But who do you expect to fix your car when it breaks down??
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
I am a guy and i have done my own laundry my whole life. Am i the only one?
Czech_Zidane 14
No. I do my laundry too. And even when I will have a gf and maybe sometimes a wife, no prob with sorting the laundry, putting it into the washing machine with the washing powder and so on and turning the WM on - where is the problem? Well, ironing, that is another matter, but I will gladly "do the laundry" if it would mean that my significant other will do the ironing without backtalking ;-)
wvcheesehead1 9
If he is smart, next he will make a meatloaf that glows in the dark... removing cooking from his list of chores also.
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Require him to do all external housework if he can't handle any basic interior chores. But my question is how did he get his clothes clean before because it sounds like self-sabotage.