Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
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Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML
Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
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MelTheGreat 23
I hope he showers and doesn't use the same method on himself.
SherBear133 7
Genius. He may not seem like one at first glance...but looks like he just suckered you into doing his laundry ;)
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Comments (109)
wendyokoopa 1
I once rubbed my dirty laundry with Secret Anti Persperiant.
at0micmin3r 23
Stop whining and be grateful he tried to do something nice.
love_BI_polar 0
Um, yeah. Why are you crying about this, I do all the washing and all the dishes AND take care of the kids. And I don't whine like a bitch lol.
krunchy_kitty 8
What is the big deal? You do your laundry, he does his, whoever thinks the sheets and towels stink does them.
flashback_fml 14
He could've been rubbing himself instead
DJEddieXZ 9
Or you can teach him how to wash clothes.....I'm just saying
nutzonyochin 2
Smart man...make it look like he can't do it so he won't have to in the future...he's a keeper.
Klima_fml 29
You've just gotta teach him, he'll get it eventually
thatoneguy500 8
Holy shit. Has he ever seen someone do laundry