Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML
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Today, I came home to a lease violation and a $220 fine after a routine pest control visit. The violation: my single beta fish in a small bowl. FML
Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML
Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick' and defecated all over the apartment office. I now have to clean the mess knowing that I will not be allowed to live there. FML
Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "No Pets" policy. FML
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML
Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
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Trembelwick 5
Magikarp uses splash! It was super effective
zingline89 18
Well, Nemo and his friends did make quite a mess of the dentist office when he tried to escape. Could happen.
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Comments (152)
yohipy100 0
sue his ass
sarieish 0
Actually, they can not rent to you if you have a pet, but after the lease is signed you can get a pet and the only thing they can do then is not renew your lease, they cant evict you for a pet (in Ontario anyways)
misanthropy666 6
Given that you're hopefully keeping it in a large tank, the water damage risk is pretty high..
bestscabpicker 6
I don't believe that happened,
lishy1311 0
Since when are goldfish not allowed while renting? Most lease say not pets (ie, cats, dogs, birds) but a goldfish? I'd get it review.
ilyarmiehammer 6
Magicarp, hit em' with the splash attack!
Thrasherrr 3
I hope u know they can't evict u for having a pet ?
rangababe247 0
Hahaha :)
ch3s 4
It is sad what this world is coming to...
DYL1001 3
OMG WTF! WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD, AND EVERYTHING THAT IS BEAUTIFUL IN THIS WORLD WOULD THAT HAPPEN! THE IDIOTS!