Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I was texting while walking up the stairs to my porch. When I looked up, I saw someone standing behind the porch door, and was so scared that I fell backwards down the stairs. Turns out, it was just my reflection. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
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Top comments
24788 7
Lol! I can't believe you messed up that badly. :)
vampirate 0
haha I hope you were either high or really tired.
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Comments (143)
PunjabiKuri 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OKAAAY I GOT OUT OF BEDD JUST TOOO COMMENT ON THIS ONE :| HOOOW STUPPID CANN U GETT ? AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH F*UK MANN U MMAADEE MY DAAY LMFAOOOO !!!!
AlcSilian 0
I think that you must be really stupid... But really.... do you know yourself?
wh0regasm 0
you didn't recognize your own clothes???
roflstephh 0
ahahahaha oh god first one thats made me laugh in a while.
ditlihi 0
You should be locked up.
KaY262 0
HAHAHHAHA. That just made my day.
missyedges1 5
i feel you. my house actually got robbed like 4 days ago. and ever since then i have been like, freaked out. and last night i screamed because i thought someone was in my house again, but then i realized it was my own reflection.
ohhhhshizzz 0
I hate ******* trolls(#10) And bwahah, so are you a man or a woman? Stupid, but I can see that happening to me.
plethora 3
Harden the **** up!
curryndricegirll 0
haha at #13. Although, in the context of the FML, the first couple of lines are much funnier. "Look at me, I will never pass for a perfect bride."