Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
Welcome home! Love, the cat xx
Keyman1212 14
It's actually a sign that your cat loves and cares for you. He was just trying to provide you with food. He didn't know any better, he's just a cat.
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Comments (140)
HannahLouise96 13
SURPRISE!
WCARlover 35
Your cat was just trying to get gifts for you:)
JokeMeister 0
shoulda bought a dog.
green_eggs_and_h 0
Or a skunk.
bsharp1 1
A lizard?
sheethapins 13
A drug dealing monkey.
ImmaB3AST 7
Pigmy Hedgehog
koe4 0
my lizard
Blueglasscup 18
Wait you left your cat at your house all by itself?
blondie1208 17
he wanted to get you welcome back presents :)
StopDropNRoll 11
He was celebrating the holidays too ^_^
meirasanya 10
Hopefully you had someone watching the cat, in which case FYL for having a friend who left them there. However, if you left your cat to fend for itself then YDI; it was probably just stockpiling so it could eat while you were gone.
neongurl98 10
YDI for leaving your cat alone, dumbass!
neonblue120 6
YDI for knowing nothing about pet care.
Babalu722 3
better than having a house full of vermin
mintcar 10
Let's hope the vacation was worth all of this. -_-