By theyreallydosmell - 04/02/2011 00:59

Today, I came home from a vacation. It had snowed, so I decided to shovel the front walk. While shoveling, I found a dead skunk frozen solid on the sidewalk. I tried to pick it up with my shovel, but it stuck. It won't move 'til the ice melts. FML
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zargon 1

Have you considered taking action to melt or break the ice yourself? Seriously, this is not a difficult problem to solve, so you deserve it for every minute it remains out there.

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b1ondiee 0

I don't see how this is an fml it's not that bad

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buckie123 3

think of it as a grotesque garden gnome and accent it with some plastic windmills...or try some warm water!

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MyNameIsBruce 0

F it's life...

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muffpuncher 0

I had to check to see where the OP is from but it doesn't say. maybe somewhere in central Africa? or Jersey?

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cougar41 8

ever considered cleaning your filthy house then flys won't be that bad if your a clean person!!!!!!!!

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thatonedame 6

you don't need to buy anything. hot water. comes from the tap. ya might have the throw an extra handful of salt on the resulting ice spot, but you won't trip on a ******* skunk

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bowlclogger 5

The real FML here is that you're too clueless to just throw some water on it to melt the ice. ;-)

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snafu63 0

get some hot water and melt it yourself dumbass. jeez.

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bigantennaemay 3

okay, i'm going to say it: this is not an FML. It's just a frozen animal, who cares?

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