Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I came home to to find my roommate spinning on a computer chair, shitting everywhere. He'd taken Peyote. Now the whole place smells of poop. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML
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Top comments
meggieeeee92 27
I would request a new roommate. That is disgusting. Who does that?
shinikageWolf 15
God forbid they move their ass a bit and shit in the toilet like a normal human being.
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Comments (158)
missbrit818 20
What the actual f...
milehigh52 22
Is your roommate an ape?????!!!! That is disgusting! Kick your roommate out pronto.
doughdreads 7
Is your roommate a dog?
fading_slowly00 5
Gross. Hope ya made them clean it, request a new roommate. Throat punch? lol
SheepShoop_fml 20
I have so many questions about this situation because it is so terribly confusing. Please come back and elaborate.
EverythingNerdy 13
But...why? What the ****?
malikbahaa 21
Really there is much info to follow up on- why? And was it a big collection over 2 weeks or did they try and wash it down? - what did u say or do after u found it to the room mate - and what they have to say about what they did?
G00N3R 19
Sorry what?
Matheo_fml 21
No other person noticed the smell???
adamhoughton 9
You should spend the next two weeks ******** in his bed now. Turnabout is fair play.