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Its the little shit like that that will drive you up a wall...plus, cats suck anyway
I've noticed a pattern. Whenever a cat is mentioned anywhere in an FML, dog lovers have to go out of their way to say how much cats suck, dogs are better, and anyone who disagrees is a crazy cat lady. Sorry, but that really annoys the hell out of me. I hate dogs, you hate cats. I love my cat the way you love your dogs. To each their own, so shut up already. I've seen some creepy ******* behaviour from dog lovers, so don't make me start.
Not at all, I had a worse experience as a child with cats. I was afraid of their claws, and allergic. I don't like dogs because they annoy me, I don't like how they smell, and I don't like an animal that is so incredibly needy. I could make the same argument regarding why people hate cats. How can you, they are adorable and cuddly and take care of themselves. Let's just agree to disagree. People like different things, whatever.
Cats can be the most obnoxious and annoying little ***** around.
Ill get my dogs to run them off lol
You see? You guys just can't agree to disagree, you HAVE to say 'cats still suck!' no matter how many times anyone says 'to each their own.' No truce at all. What is it about you dog lovers that makes you so hateful? Like I said, I liked dogs a lot more than cats when I was a kid, especially since I was allergic to the latter. So assuming I'm either insane or was savagely attacked by a dog, is very incorrect. By the way, most dogs I know will bark at ******* anything. You'll never know whether it's an intruder or your little brother taking a shit. And when they do attack, it's usually you they mistake for the intruder. It's ******* true, and you know it. Thumbs down all you want, your damn animal isn't perfect. Neither are cats, but neither are dogs. Now can we end this stupidness once and for all?
I've never been attacked by any dog I have owned(or mistaken for an intruder), and they only barked at people and cars that don't frequent my home. I guess we trained them different.. But either way a cat isn't going to let you know whether it's; 'someone taking a shit' or a random crazy guy who didn't take his meds trying to get in. And I do have a cat too, I'm not just defending dogs like a typical dog lover.
I got all the music I need on my phone. Androids rock! Plus I can put the music on my stereo or in my car with an aux. plug. Try it out.
Androids don't rock
Now you've got a random cd collection - the faith decides what you listen to.
If he had bothered to switch them all around obviously it won't be too much of a challenge to sort them out again.. I mean they should have titles on them and such.
Such a lovely friend you have there! Be sure to do something like that towards him if you look after his pets or his house when he is away, if he ever lets you look after it/them.
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iTunes bro. Try it out
Your going to have a busy afternoon...