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By dude - 20/01/2009 14:01 - France

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML

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maiden_girl 5

Saturday 14 February 2009 16:10

Hahaha! You must've really pissed her off... what did you do exactly that made you an asshole? I'm curious now.

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Sunday 8 February 2009 7:58

psh. i should have done the exact thing with my ex. xD

Comments

Grettel 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:21

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! How funny!!! You should tell her something and be like "ha I'm funny to bitch!" lmao

slacker37815 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:53

Dude how bout u let ur balls drop and get over it, she's your ex, what have u been sheltered ur whole life?!

hellosies 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:23

Your ex is hilarious!

amatoryangel 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:27

while this is hilarious.. pajamas* :)

BBkid 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:40

OOOOOOO!!!! U probly r an asshole!!! Haha she told u

rihannalover 0

Friday 17 July 2009 14:53

you shoulda said "why do you need my pajamas for that?" haha

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:35

Your ex WINS! You got pwned badly.

capricaz 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:54

ROFL I am so sorry but I am going to steal this line from your ex and use it when needed :D

Caayouteepie 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 19:56

then you respond, "sweetheart you dont need my clothes to look like an asshole".

pee_my_pants 0

Friday 4 September 2009 2:31

LOL at 36! Yeah learn to get verbal skills like #36

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