Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML
Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Top comments
Panime 0
What an immature, yet awesomely hilarious joke. At least you get another chance to make it sound better.
Anyoniemous 0
Am I the only person that thought he actually answered it but pretended it was voicemail because he didn't like her back?
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Some___Guy 0
...and? Assuming you meant it was his voicemail and not him actually answering the phone, nothing you said was recorded. That starts *after* the beep.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I had a voicemail like that once. I used to get a lot of messages saying they were annoyed with it; apparently they kept falling for it. o_O ANYWAY, maybe he did answer, and maybe he did hear you, but he just decided to pull that move because he was making it awkward. Or it really was an answering machine. I'm just saying. Either way, FYL.
miranda_panda 0
that is totally my voicemail! haha all my friends get so pissed when they call me and they hear that. OMG OP though, that's really sad. but when you talk in person there are no trick voicemails. talk face to face. best of luck to y'all!
easrc 5
yeah, I hate it when people set that to their voicemail message...
klumzy_k 0
was that his voicemail or was he just trying to have an excuse not to talk to you, like because he doesn't like you??
Hyo_fml 0
if that was just the message, then don't you hear a beep? If that's the case your message isn't recorded, is it?
SeventhFonons 0
Dude, I know a whole bunch of people with that kind of voicemail and my friend and I would always play around with ours because we were bored... aaah, I need a cell phone again... Anyway! I think you'd be better off face-to-face. It'd be cuter and more serious, you know?
megs8907 0
lol, that would suck if it was actually him just pretending to be his voicemail... But I had a voicemail like this. My friends and family would get really mad cuz they would fall for it every time. Then one time I really did answer and my mom thought it was my voicemail and didn't say anything until i finally said "mom?" then she was like, oh I thought it was your voicemail... Well I guess it's good that you get another chance. This first time could have been kind of a practice run. And I agree with what other people said. You probably should wait to express your feelings until he says more than "Hello?" Better luck next time OP!!
pernicious_pink 12
LOL! Yeah, those may make you feel stupid, but, come on! Laugh at yourself! I think they're hilarious, and I get tricked by them every time!
jasmine1259 2
i doubt it #30. it's probably a fml because it was hard for her to do it the first time and now she's gonna have to do it again.