Love: Today, I called my very overprotective father, and he took the...

By hatetodisappoint - 21/10/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I called my very overprotective father, and he took the time to tell me how proud he was of me for finally finding a good and respectable boyfriend. And that he was sorry he misjudged. I was calling for bail money to get my "good, respectable" boyfriend out of jail. FML

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By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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By No one special. - 12/12/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML

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You deserved it 2 429

By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

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You deserved it 5 159

By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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Thanks bossman

By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 16:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML

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You deserved it 3 917

By Inga44 - 23/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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You deserved it 3 702

That was quick

By dumbdad - 08/09/2010 00:25 - United States

Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4 a.m. to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML

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Jailbird

By blondebarbie271 - 26/07/2015 23:55 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

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Bad boys bad boys

By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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eyealaska 4

Friday 21 October 2011 12:01

I'm just wondering what he did to end up in jail in the first place.

ambowew 7

Friday 21 October 2011 12:05

Is this the second half of the story about the pair who were caught skinny-dipping by the daughters cop father?

Comments

Flutequeen 0

Friday 21 October 2011 12:27

I hope you still get the money.

taptaptapity 2

Friday 21 October 2011 14:41

In response to your name, all I can think is "This one time at Band Camp..." but that's Waaaaaay before your time and totally makes me feel old!

Flutequeen 0

Friday 21 October 2011 17:20

Haha thanks.

thebeautybleeds 17

Friday 21 October 2011 18:17

This one time, at band camp, my friend choked a kid. he had anger management problems.

TheGothGamerGirl 20

Friday 21 October 2011 12:27

Let's just hope it was sarcasm.

TheGothGamerGirl 20

Friday 21 October 2011 12:28

Let's just hope it was sarcasm.

MaddyHatter 8

Friday 21 October 2011 12:33

Better try grandma.

satph 12

Friday 21 October 2011 12:34

if i was your dad i wouldn't pay to bail your boyfriend out of prison. just saying.

Jaguar1234 0

Friday 21 October 2011 13:13

I agree. It's not your kid right?

punkin_26 16

Friday 21 October 2011 16:51

why not try your bf's dad?

SadinSherman 16

Friday 21 October 2011 22:14

Maybe she was desperate

Nikkitaria 9

Friday 21 October 2011 12:40

I'm curious as to what parents would bail out their daughter's boyfriend from jail. Then again it depends what he did.

thebeautybleeds 17

Friday 21 October 2011 18:19

And how much the parents like him.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Friday 21 October 2011 12:42

Damn. You can't tell him he's in jail! Maybe you could tell him you need money for an abortion instead?

juturnaamo 29

Friday 21 October 2011 17:22

If she tells them the daddy is in jail, they'd probably pay for it

SkardeyKat 3

Friday 21 October 2011 13:03

Ouch. I bet dad's face is red.

Miss_Attitude96 24

Friday 21 October 2011 13:08

"Hi, Daddy." "Hello, sweetie. I was just thinking about stopping over at you & your respectable boyfriend's place." (Oh shit) "Um, we're actually renovating the entire place. So, uh, maybe you could visit in a month or two. Oh & by the way, I need $1000."