Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML
Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML
Today, I got engaged. I called my mom and told her. "You didn't say yes, did you?" she said. Afterwards, I told my dad. "Uh, Congratulations. But, I have questions." Thanks guys. FML
Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, I told my mother I got engaged. Her reply was a great heaving sigh, followed by ,"OK… So how's work going?" She showed more excitement last week when my brother managed to properly make Kraft macaroni. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
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Top comments
AnthonyWheeler15 24
She should be happy for you! Don't let anything she said get to you! Congrats!
Shortay123 14
Self centered people these days. And if she doesn't want to she doesn't have to let it affect her. Live your life the way you want to. If you are old enough to be engaged you are old enough for it not to matter how it will affect her.
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Comments (56)
29dear 16
this is the kind of mother in law any fiancé would fear!
ShawnBushOG 9
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
perdix 31
#13, thank you for impressing us with your prodigious cut-and-paste skills.
spaboolly 26
You deserve so much respect for being the straight up gangster that you are, bro. I know it's tough as shit being a 15 year old white kid in the suburbs, spending all your days in the high school weight room working on muscles you've never actually used so you can pretend you're badass enough to be a soldier when you grow up.
peachesncreem 21
#13, what lovely photoshopping skills you have.
Epikouros 32
No, it's not photoshopped, it's his fapping arm.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Smh, people are like that these days, always making things about them.
Orchard 33
Wow, that sucks OP. Not sure if that's better than when I had to FORCE my husband (fiance at the time) to tell his mom we were engaged and she was so upset she had to hang up immediately. Mom's can be super selfish, I totally understand your feelings; best of luck!
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
This is about you, not her. Enjoy yourself!
Fmlano 16
Well I can understand that if you plan on living with your husband in her house.
golden_warrior 23
Well what did you except from a mom that try to take away your thunder by saying she is pregnant at the age of 55
xXNerrrdXx 16
Gratz !!♥
KatjaM 15
Congratulations on your engagement OP!! As long as you're happy, then nevermind what happened. Maybe she was just a little shocked :)
oNisao 21
Congrats :)