Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML
Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, I went over to my friend’s house while she was sick. In order to show me how bad her sense of smell was, she took a handful of VapoRub and rubbed it all over and inside of my nose then said, “Can you smell that? I can’t.” Yes, I can. But I can also feel my nostrils burning. FML
Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML
Today, I accidently accepted a lunch invitation from an old friend, because I forgot what they're like. Here comes another hour and a half monologue about how great they are. FML
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
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LlamaFlavoured 24
...take her to the cinema? ^_^
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
Now you can fart and she wont notice...but they had to be silent ones though.
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Comments (143)
rattusrattus 19
You were expecting your boyfriend NOT to get pissed at that?
screamo_neve 12
Uhh... I didn't read anything about a boyfriend... Either that, or you were saying something else that I'm not comprehending. I have those moments.
fthku 13
#87 meant to reply to the FML with the boyfriend's penis joke. Tell her to look on the bright side, now she can eat only healthy food, no need for snacks and everything. Not much compared to loss of taste and smell, but better than nothing.
moomoomeow2 7
Tel her that you'll still stay her friend, and will take her to the movies instead!
starrnao 15
i'm sure she knew that you meant well OP. this might make a funny story later though
HogwartsDropout7 0
It's okay OP. It happens to the best of us.
Urpointis 1
make sure u tell her how good everything is n how delicious it tastes
hobojo69 23
It's the thought that counts
antonia10 6
don't feel bad. In a situation like that, it can't be easy to know what to say. At least she knows you mean well:)
CuteGinger 2
You inconsiderate scum bucket.
AshleighNason 24
forgot to think did you?
ilovejosh63 0
dumbass.