Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML
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Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML
Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, I went over to my friend’s house while she was sick. In order to show me how bad her sense of smell was, she took a handful of VapoRub and rubbed it all over and inside of my nose then said, “Can you smell that? I can’t.” Yes, I can. But I can also feel my nostrils burning. FML
Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML
Today, I accidently accepted a lunch invitation from an old friend, because I forgot what they're like. Here comes another hour and a half monologue about how great they are. FML
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
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LlamaFlavoured 24
...take her to the cinema? ^_^
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
Now you can fart and she wont notice...but they had to be silent ones though.
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Comments (143)
The_Troller 14
Take her somewhere cheap and disgusting like McDonalds, she won't notice the difference.
krysxkatastrophe 14
Hopefully for her it's just temporary. Go to the movies, hit up the holiday sales, harass animals at the pet store. There's more fun things to do besides eat. On another note, she can win Fear Factor now.
cntryiscntrywide 0
exactly lol! and if she's overweight shell lose the weight right quick.
TipOfTheHat 10
Mmmm, this tastes great! Can't you just smell it too! How's your lunch?
dethbunny 0
Lol that would be horrible
gardongao 7
yeah~
maphineRAWRS 10
Could've saved yourself by passing it off as a joke..? haha :P
Enslaved 38
Wow, your poor friend. I hope it's not permanent. I can't imagine not enjoying food etc.... Micheal Hetchence (singer of INXS) also suffered losing his sense of taste and smell. Him not being able to enjoy the scent of a woman was the beginning stage of his depression.
perdix 31
I don't know why not enjoying the "Scent of a Woman" would cause depression -- it wasn't a very good movie. I did like the way Al Pacino said, "I'd take a flame-thrower to this place. Hoo-hah!"
Enslaved 38
But, I bet after you did watch that movie, (however lame it was) you paid extra close attention and realized just how much "you" enjoyed the smell and taste of your ladies!(:
perdix 31
Yes, the hard way! On my first date following that movie, I took a big whiff and yelled "Hoo-hah!" I got coffee thrown in my face and a kick in the nuts.
chels1994 11
Well, ya tried... hope she gets better
ty1992_farmlife 12
That's kinda rubbing it in her face alitte don't ya think? Lost sense of smell and taste, then she takes her out to lunch..
OceanBananas 2
Don't understand this FML. She's the one who was just in an accident. That remark probably made her feel worse so, FHL.
FlyingWhisps 5
Smooth... It's not your fault, though. People make mistakes, next time, think before you say something stupid.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Oh, so I guess she's just never gonna eat again then. But really, she needs to eat to live...so? Idk, maybe I'm being a little insensitive here?
ifuckmonsters 5
That's your window to take her to a crappy resteraunt;)
screamo_neve 12
*restaurant