Health: Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Monday 22 August 2011 11:53

How the hell did you manage to do that?

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kitsune3 20

Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:13

Uh....I have to wonder why you had the iron near your mouth. Did you stumble and have a really bad hand slip? Were you using it on something close to your face? You should be more careful.

Sparkles2015 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:48

i've done that before!

gunman15 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:52

How?

daniellestatt 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 10:22

You Sir, Fail At Life Sir.

EpicAnonFail 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 4:11

That's happened to me before. Except it was my fault because I was curious, so I placed my tongue on the straightener and I bienes my tongue.

july7799 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:41

I do that all the time!!! ha jk how the crap did u do that!

Katen_SLUtah 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 8:01

Ouch geeze that sucks sorry ;) feel better! Gargle with vanilla extract

DropDeadBlaze 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 11:20

and you were licking your straightener beeecaaause?

NaticaJai 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:45

How did you do that?! :o

LifeStory32 9

Friday 26 August 2011 5:01

First of all, why would that be anywhere near your mouth???

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