Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "This tastes like shit!" I said. His wife baked it. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
Today, one of my housemates licked or bit all 12 of the cupcakes I'd bought to give to a friend as a "Thank you" gift. No one will own up to it. FML
Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML
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DrAwesome 6
Well, umm... Let's see, bright side, bright side, bright side... At least your cupcakes LOOK store-bought? Sorry, that's all I've got.
ubetrwatchBN 5
Agree with #5. Even if my friend had bought the cupcakes and they were horrible, I'd still try to be nice about it for her having bought them for me.
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Comments (86)
TkAfinator 0
Ur friend is an ungrateful douchebag and OMG ur cupcakes taste bad really just FYL! Loser...
Danny_B 4
Shit between 2 pieces of bread and offer your friend a "nutella sandwich" as revenge for being such a douche.
mintcar 10
How bad could it have really been? Did you actually bake it from scratch or was it from a box? Also, your friend is rude. Next time, don't bother doing anything nice for her.
unidentified_sta 5
You can't cook, deal with it. Ahem, dealwithit.jpg
krdel 0
OP, were you baked while baking it? If so that's probably why the cupcake was so gross...and for those of you who don't know the term baked, don't get too confused
Zebidee 9
"Not everyone has money for fancy 'baking guides'"?! You're on the internet! Just Google 'cupcake recipe' FFS!
Kiggerz989 0
pretty sure he was being sarcastic 36 lol.
Rakistazz 0
smells great huh.?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
yea I'm with the asain emo WTF you can't cook... just kill yourself now
ClickMyPicture 0
emo? lolwhat. my left side is buzzed cut, with 3 awesome piercings on my ear. No sir, I'm not "emotional".