Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML
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Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "This tastes like shit!" I said. His wife baked it. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
Today, one of my housemates licked or bit all 12 of the cupcakes I'd bought to give to a friend as a "Thank you" gift. No one will own up to it. FML
Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML
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DrAwesome 6
Well, umm... Let's see, bright side, bright side, bright side... At least your cupcakes LOOK store-bought? Sorry, that's all I've got.
ubetrwatchBN 5
Agree with #5. Even if my friend had bought the cupcakes and they were horrible, I'd still try to be nice about it for her having bought them for me.
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Comments (86)
aadk 0
40 - but somehow you knew he was talking about you when he said emo... haha
ClickMyPicture 0
First... I don't see any Asians with a dp in this post other than me. Secondly, I hear that a lot for first impression when people see my picture, I have not idea how it looks "emo". why not call it... "Honger hair" or... "Asian hair" & my eyes are to covered so I don't think I fit into the stereotypical "emo".
ClickMyPicture 0
Not* Sorry grammar Nazis it's 2am here ):
JeNaiRasLeBol 0
how do you F up CUPCAKES?!?! YDI, lol.
EffinAhole 0
40's explanation of his look makes me laugh. "3 awesome piercings" lol
macskapingvin 0
And that's why you shouldn't have been making cupcakes when you were high.
ImaginaryFoe 1
At first I wondered how you could possibly mess up a cupcake then I had a flashback to a horrifyingly awful cupcake that my daughter made. Here's a tip for next time, OP, don't bake it in a plastic box with a light bulb. That also explains the mystery of the solitary cupcake.
macskapingvin 0
Mummy, I thought you liked that cupcake! :(
ImaginaryFoe 1
I lied, kid. And FYI, mudpies aren't for eating, you cruel brat. Now get off the interwebz and do some homework.
LAXgurlie28 0
ever heard of a taste tester?
DocBastard 40
You shouldn't have used talcum powder instead of baking powder, flower instead if flower, and cocoa butter instead of butter.
Zebidee 9
iPhone Doc?
DocBastard 40
Argh. Yes. *sigh* I usually proofread.
marceil 0
hehehe lmao