Miscellaneous: Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD....

By Wickls - 18/12/2008 08:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

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By Aggie_De - 14/12/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML

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By lolo - 22/02/2013 00:16 - Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 00:33 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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By fiftyno - 01/10/2012 15:02 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML

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By lambxox - 08/11/2010 09:04 - United States

Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML

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By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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rachelroller 0

Monday 23 February 2009 9:24

HEY. i am 19 and i LOVE those books ...i didn't know there was a DVD..

Sae_Ghelk 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 10:48

Am I the only one who thought this was a Porno?

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Maddie_Hatter 10

Tuesday 7 January 2014 8:02

That movie is amazing!!

ArellaRoth 12

Sunday 19 January 2014 5:34

I read the first chapter of that book and put it down, never to be read again.

BipolarKitten 9

Wednesday 19 February 2014 14:01

Woah..

PhoenixKyttyn 8

Tuesday 25 February 2014 20:01

Those books were great, would LOVE to see the movie!!

erhmahler 15

Saturday 13 September 2014 3:03

Hey Robbie's a hottie

dragoongirl90 34

Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:39

If you bought it, why are you saying it's an FML? Either you like it, and you shouldn't be ashamed, so ydi for being embarrassed, or you don't like it, in which case ydi for buying it anyway.

doodlebug13 15

Tuesday 14 July 2015 13:09

I turn 20 tomorrow and I LOVE that movie!! Haven't read the books yet but they're definitely on my "To Read" list.

madhatter21 6

Saturday 19 September 2015 7:31

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!

kmrrpk 22

Sunday 29 May 2016 7:38

I love that movie!

Solano2580 24

Thursday 25 August 2016 13:46

Probably gonna get downvoted but I hated the movie, it was cliche and every character seemed annoying to me. That is just my opinion though.

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