Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, I woke up, and I could see perfectly. Somehow, during the night, my eyes magically became 20/20. I was overjoyed, until I realized I'd fallen asleep with my glasses on. My eyes are still trash, and I want to cry. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
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The_Tool1 13
I know that sounds really bad, but hey at least you aren't really blind!
Zebediabolical 45
When I wake up blind, I generally rub my eyes before I jump out of bed all panicked. It usually solves the problem.
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Comments (80)
mistercrow 9
Ohhh you didnt happen to be The Blind Date from the other FML about the blind date ? haha JOKEZ ^_^
esc145 3
So... when you wake wearing a sheet, do you panic because your body is gone?
misataylor86 10
I don't understand how it's her fault for calling him out? He may have been cheating with the other girl!
outoftown 27
Oops, that's one FML up.
NYCBOII123 7
Ouch, that really sucks. Hope you get better. :)
hateevryone 15
That sounds like something I would do. I'm forgetful.
KaiCer0 8
I guess I could see that happening (pun intended). o.o
TheWorldGreatest 8
I hope you feel better soon
The_F3rris 11
You didn't feel it on your face?
puppster391 16
Sleeping masks take a while to get used to, but they really do help :P
tfisch16 9
Get it together