Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
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afallingstar 22
just how ugly was this dress? sometimes $$$$$ does not mean quality.
boatkicker 5
So it was an expensive ugly dress? Did you really think the price tag made it better? Most people will recognize ugly for being ugly, and a cute dress for being cute. Few people will recognize expensive for being expensive.
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Comments (107)
AndyBuck93 0
I remember when I knew how to use proper grammar
swordfish2eva1 0
learn you're grammar, you come last it's my boyfriend and I
Samael_fml 0
And it's "your," not "you're"
amiemariej 0
and it's not my boyfriend and I it's my boyfriend's and my or mine and my boyfriend's
kombucha_fml 8
well, wtf were you wearing? ^^
gusgus36 5
OP I feel your pain... my boyfriend does that to me.. actually I think that may have happened for our anniversary too. except the dress wasn't expensive
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whatshernuts 0
That's what I always thought. I'm pretty sure my boyfriend and I did... nothing for that anniversary. Or maybe we went to Chinese buffet, I don't recall exactly. But hey, different strokes, different folks, or something like that? It's her money she wasted I guess.. but I'm sure her boyfriend won't hear the end of it for a while.
anchorblondie49 0
^^ totally agree. It's one year, you do your hair up nice (MAYBE), not go out and but an expensive dress. haha.
mrmaks18 7
take it back to the store and demand a refund say it almost cost you your relationship
sexybitch92 0
Haha lmfaoooo @36 !! my boyfriend thinks the same thing.!! lol :)
michelledawn 0
I bet u she thought that designer clothing would make her more attractive. dayum, u fail.