Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
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afallingstar 22
just how ugly was this dress? sometimes $$$$$ does not mean quality.
boatkicker 5
So it was an expensive ugly dress? Did you really think the price tag made it better? Most people will recognize ugly for being ugly, and a cute dress for being cute. Few people will recognize expensive for being expensive.
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Comments (107)
smackieonassis 0
Oh god I bet the OP lives in Sydney. Sydney people in general are the most awful people in Australia, for exactly this kind of thing.
cmac86 24
you have horrible grammar, op. Indont know whether to attribute that to age or country. Otherwise, the dress may cost a lot, but that doesn't mean it looks good. men are not experts on dresses and things like that (at least here in the southern US), so getting a response like that shouldn't come as a shocing revelation.
Ucla_cupcake 0
Seriously OP, what WERE you wearing?
yazmin71 0
guys can be so rude!
kissmyace3115 0
My boyfriend and i*
LaLince 40
Dump him for not respecting you
XoAlexxxoX 5
OP, your grammar sucks big hairy balls.
poppunkette 22
Maybe get a friend to shop with you? Another opinion aside from a sales assistant is always a good idea.
fantasyworld 39
I want to know what the dress looked like.