Embarrassing, Cars and Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered...

By embarassedmuch - 30/10/2012 04:05 - United States

Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML

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You deserved it 27 765

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Same thing different taste

By annoyed - 14/12/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

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You deserved it 5 491

Are you OK my dude?

By Hell naw - 13/08/2025 12:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I got into my car in the parking lot, or at least I thought I did. I sat down, buckled up, and only noticed something was off when a guy walked over from the shopping trolley carousel, opened the passenger door and said, “Can I help you?” Same car model, wrong car. FML

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You deserved it 130

America's got talent

By Anonymous - 30/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML

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You deserved it 410

Great name

By ThunderTh0t - 16/09/2021 23:00 - Australia

Today, I forgot that I gave my Bluetooth speaker a ridiculous device name as a joke when I'd first got it. It's all fun and games until you're around your family and they see the device name "ScoobyDooCumMilk" and are trying to figure out whose device it is. FML

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You deserved it 1 187

By Anyom - 27/07/2016 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine 3 weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealer ship to pick me up. She backed in to my car. FML

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You deserved it 976

Beep beep

By Anonymous - 23/11/2025 15:00

Today, my phone auto-connected to my car’s Bluetooth as I drove my boss to a meeting. I didn’t realize my playlist had switched to dramatic telenovela theme music at full volume. She jumped, grabbed the door handle, and asked if I was “OK, like, emotionally?” FML

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You deserved it 225

By shelby - 30/03/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

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You deserved it 27 370

Running commentary

By lukey101 - 25/06/2020 17:02

Today, the Snapchat that I was taking of my car being washed, including my commentary like, "Oooh yeah, get into it baby," was replayed loudly through my car via Bluetooth while the workers were inside and all around washing it. FML

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You deserved it 2 091

What a ride

By Play It All Night Long by Warren Zevon - 18/05/2025 16:00 - United States - New York

Today, I gave my new boss a ride, since his car died. I probably should have checked the music before I started the car; I'm not sure hearing "Grandpa pissed his pants again…" as the opener to a song made a good impression on him. FML

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You deserved it 242

By hakura madada - 22/06/2012 19:41 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

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You deserved it 27 639

sirpantselot 22

Tuesday 30 October 2012 12:06

McGee... is that Scottish?

yetanotherginger 19

Tuesday 30 October 2012 12:06

It's easy enough to laugh it off though, plus it comes in handy for lowering the price even further

Comments

jazzykinss 1

Wednesday 31 October 2012 3:06

Haha

gman90210 18

Wednesday 31 October 2012 3:07

Your life don't suck be amuse of that. And if that's the only thing that makes a fml for ya then you should be thankful

PhishloverA 14

Wednesday 31 October 2012 3:32

It's okay OP. My Bluetooth name is Cravin Morhed

CharresBarkrey 15

Wednesday 31 October 2012 11:41

Are you from Arizona? That's a radio name of someone on a local station here.

Here4theshow 17

Wednesday 31 October 2012 4:46

Should've pronounced it in a foreign accent OP!

tacohead411 14

Wednesday 31 October 2012 6:43

Are you making a reference to NCIS OP ?? ;D

Beckei 18

Wednesday 31 October 2012 8:43

I wouldn't be embarrassed I'd just throw some more anchorman quotes out there :)

afairshake 8

Wednesday 31 October 2012 10:36

It's from the movie Anchorman that is hilarious and epic everyone should see it. Funny name but I'd have tried to remember before handing it over to the car guy.