Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML
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Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, whilst heading out the door to go to work, my lanyard got caught on the doorknob inside, and I watched my keys swing back inside as the door closed behind me. It was locked. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
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takeapieandrun 9
Talk about irony...
kkmwong 11
Epic win for the lanyard.
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Comments (161)
ScarletBloom 14
Smash the glass and retrieve your key. By the way, I really wonder why are you attracted to that "epic fail" lanyard? Doesn't it look stupid?
mrahhhhh 21
Buy a Slim Jim; it more than makes up for the price the first time you have to use it. And no, I'm not talking about the beef jerky, because those Slim Jims suck. For beef jerky that makes up for it's price, see Jack Links.
ikickgingers 15
Death by jerky... Mmm
every1luvsboners 11
R.I.P. Macho Man Randy Savage. Snap into a Slim Jim! Ooohhhhhhhh, yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh
ikickgingers 15
The madness is running wild!!
Enigmax2514 7
You reap what you sow, so don't mess with the meaning of words and what they promise to bring into your life :p
HeyImJuli 3
That was too deep for my teenage, "epic fail"-filled mind to comprehend.
BadKitty13 28
EPIC FAIL> YDI
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well at least you didn't lock yourself inside the car?
ItsTheKing 10
At least the lanyard didn't lock itself in Op?
Ecklcakes 15
Oh wait, that's impossible.
googlefrewdnoob 0
It's funny that this isnt an XML, my mum did this and I broke into the car without damaging it, I was nine
AnagenisisZagus 13
Fascinating. You deserve a lovely pat on the back.
RebekahBrooke 9
:D irony! haha, that still sucks though.
coltsrock37 15
he should have thought about it before he bought it.
Miss_Attitude96 24
FAIL!
SplashMash 9
The lanyard knew you do that.
perdix 31
Kind of ironic, but it really was just a plain-vanilla FAIL. Now, if he locked the keys in the car, with the engine running, in gear and pointing at a day-care center, then you'd have an EPIC FAIL.