Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML
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Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, whilst heading out the door to go to work, my lanyard got caught on the doorknob inside, and I watched my keys swing back inside as the door closed behind me. It was locked. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
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Top comments
takeapieandrun 9
Talk about irony...
kkmwong 11
Epic win for the lanyard.
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Comments (161)
HunterAlpha1 8
probably a bad luck charm, i'd give it to someone else while you still can.
bowiesgirl9909 0
Well it did warn you...
AD76 1
It's like your lanyard predicted your future. It's the new crystal ball.
yazzy101 11
Hahahahahahahaha
wowguy129 0
Awsome lanyard bro it's mocking you repeating epic fail epic fail
bowlclogger 5
That's pretty funny. Now go find a lanyard with "lottery winner" printed on it. ;)
_words_of_wisdom 4
its not your fault it happens to everyone once. now ME on the other hand has done it twice (not enirely my fault)
thejedi08 10
thats an epic fail for you... irony hurts dont it?
Dragon_Soul 4
You saw it comin man
goldfish094 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love this!! XD