Transportation: Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was...

By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 12:31

Talk about irony...

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Evey15 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 20:56

EPIC FAAAAAAIL!! :)

cajekraze 7

Sunday 25 September 2011 21:35

take a picture and send it in

genesisxd 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 22:07

Oh the irony

ifeelya 5

Sunday 25 September 2011 22:35

jinx.

queenb1621 21

Sunday 25 September 2011 23:12

Sorry epic fail.. Had to say it along with everyone else here

trevishere 7

Monday 26 September 2011 0:38

Shows your originality.

stompic 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 23:17

So epic fail hahaha

dick_head 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 23:39

I hate all these idiots saying you deserved it. If they did something like that, I bet they wouldn't think that they deserved it.

heyygirl14 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 23:45

irony! :)

ashley9109 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 23:53

that's too funny. sucks though :(

hallow239 3

Monday 26 September 2011 0:31

The key chain says it all

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