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By annoying - 10/01/2012 01:30 - United States

Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 16:38 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my neighbors left for their nine month excursion, and armed their security system. One of the features is a loud series of three beeps every three seconds, 24 hours a day. I can hear it, clear as a bell, throughout my entire house. FML

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By Bug8Frog - 30/07/2013 06:42 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I bought a device that plays a high-pitched sound to teach my dog to quit barking. She's smart enough to learn that as long as she barks loud enough and long enough, she can't hear it. Quite the opposite effect to what I was anticipating. FML

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By Beeper - 11/10/2014 19:07 - United States - Champaign

Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 06:05 - United States

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

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The voice

By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 18:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had to listen to some old phone call recordings at work, in which a certain worker had the most annoying high-pitched voice. To my horror, I discovered that they were my call recordings, so the annoying voice was my own. My colleagues all concurred they cannot stand the sound of me talking. FML

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By newlyneurotic - 03/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I finally got the hearing aids that I've needed for years. My dog quickly learned that if he quietly sneaks up behind me and barks, it'll scare the hell out of me. It's now his favorite game. FML

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By Ihaveaheadache - 09/02/2012 05:37 - United States

Today, my dad put in wall plug-ins that emit high frequencies that are suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse, because I can hear the annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML

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By princesss_14 - 26/12/2013 02:07 - United States - Seguin

Today, I got a whistle key finder from my grandma for Christmas. This would have been nice if I could actually whistle. FML

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By Shutup! - 31/10/2014 10:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the fire alarm keeps going off at my apartment. Not only is the noise ear-piercingly loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood, there's also a big flashing red light in case the deafening sound isn't enough. This is my day off. It's going on all day. FML

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So frustrating!

By Unsuccessful Prankster - 13/06/2023 08:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I got those stickers that say "Voice Activated; Say Loudly: PAPER TOWEL NOW!" I then placed one in a public bathroom and waited in the stall to hear someone yell the phrase. I waited for thirty minutes and heard the machine go off several times, with no shouting at all. In other words, no one fell for it. FML

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IndigoFuckYou 9

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:05

That's just the universe telling you to stfu.

jaredjudd21 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:00

Have a scream off with it.

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calithebandgeek 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 13:04

I have one of those! It's so ****** annoying. I always give it away to people as gifts at Christmas, but it always comes back. xD

RawrzIIshScareh 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 13:52

Why is Justin Bieber on FML?

tswizz 13

Tuesday 10 January 2012 14:08

Oh it's annoying you? Well now you know what it's like for everyone else :)

lancerkiddlo 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 14:40

I got my mom one of those they are sooo annoying

kspad 3

Tuesday 10 January 2012 14:52

My dad got one of those a few years ago. It beeped every 10 minutes. He is tone deaf and couldn't hear it. He got mad when we brought it outside so it wouldn't beep.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 10 January 2012 19:15

How does OP deserve this? Those things beep at EVERYTHING, so her voice probably has nothing to do with it.

Emilieann 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 19:54

That happens to me to

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 20:31

Where can I get one of those? I want to send it to my ex-wife!

moop256 10

Wednesday 11 January 2012 1:44

Stop being the guy who bags on his ex it's just pathetic >:-( *a message from angry Muslim guy

Mister_Triangle 21

Wednesday 11 January 2012 7:36

Stop being the guy who brings up his religion at irrelevant times. It's just pathetic. *a message from an angry college student

OneDirectionFan_fml 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:10

My mum bought one of them once, sge said it was the worst 20 quid she'd ever spent.

Gandalf_Baggins 4

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:22

Why do people even buy them in the first place?

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