Animals: Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away....

By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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zniltiaC 19

Monday 6 June 2011 14:54

Forever alone.

TrisXD 4

Monday 6 June 2011 16:02

that's so sad =(

Gumatmp0209 0

Monday 6 June 2011 17:28

Lifes a bitch..

NomOnShroomz 14

Monday 6 June 2011 17:32

Thanks, mom.

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 6 June 2011 20:05

Maybe you should run away too.

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 6 June 2011 20:07

Maybe he got carried off by a hawk.

TalkCrazy47 7

Monday 6 June 2011 22:54

forever alone

DMAN3295 1

Tuesday 7 June 2011 7:11

sucks

Moriar69 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 13:51

Poor dog

HunterAlpha1 8

Tuesday 7 June 2011 21:11

when life gives you lemons, slice them up and put them in tequila. but seriously OP, i know how you feel.

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