Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML
Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML
Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML
Today, I finally finished typing up a story I had been working on for about 7 months, saved it on my computer and left to hang with friends. Came home later to find my dad had sold my laptop in order to pay his phone bill. My hard work is now gone. FML
Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML
Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Today, I borrowed my adopted mom's laptop and found out that either her, my dad, or both of them, have been trying to research legal ways of un-adopting me and giving me back to the foster care system. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
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Imawhalerider 0
Asshole, he should of told you he couldn't afford them so you had time to get a job and to apply for some scholarships. Sorry that your dad is a coward and a selfish bastard (assuming he didn't just lost his job) but then he wouldn't have enough time to forge them. pre-meditated bastardness.
lefail_fml 0
dick move! does he not want you to go to school and be successful?
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apastry 6
I don't even know what to say. FYL indeed.
chowyuk 0
ya fyl that is pretty bad. I wanna know what these files were doing to be suspicious? did they only appear late hours of the night? were they wearing baggy clothing?
awoodenhouse 0
HAHAHAHA
widad_xoxo 0
Wow what a dad FYL. I'm sorry
BLNovelist 0
Wow, I can honestly say that if this is true, your father is one of the biggest douchebags to ever exist. Not only has he managed to **** over your education, he has ****** over you life - unless, hopefully you still have time to try applying to the schools and/or finding out if any had accepted you and get everything figured out before its too late to register for classes? Seriously....once you are independent and not living with him, don't help him with shit.
kbaker90 0
I can understand your dad not wanting to pay for college because it's expensive, but to forge rejection letters? That's so messed up. He should have told you before you even started applying that you'd have to get student loans and a job. That's what my parents did. I can't believe he'd ruin your future like that. Call the schools right away. Hopefully one will understand. I'm really sorry about that.
jd_superjive 0
WOW thats so messed up, when it comes time for him to go in a nursing home, just pick one off craigslist
m5matt95 0
Wow! Your Dad's a total dick!
Ranoona 0
No offense but your dad is stupid. I would have shouted at him =/.
john_bell 0
That sucks
johnpettyjohnpet 0
Fake. what about the college letterhead on the letters?
_cheeseballs 0
You can easily copy and paste a college logo from their website, if thats what you're hinting at.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#54, you clearly never heard of the meaning of the word "forge".