Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML
Wokescolds gonna wokescold
Today, I was accused of digital blackface and culturally appropriating my own culture. FML
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
This is America
Today, I'm a gay, black man who moved to a racist, mainly white, homophobic town for work. I've already had the cops called on me twice, and a group of teens yelled the f-slur at me unprompted. When I asked my boss if I could swap, he threatened to fire me. This is gonna be a long 6 months. FML
Chill out
Today, I found out one of my "friends" is “scared” to talk to me because I’m black. FML
Today, I was accused of being a "racist whore" at work. I'd only asked a man if he needed help finding anything, as that is part of my job. FML
Today, I apologised to someone for my misuse of the word 'coloured' in a discussion about ethnic minority issues. They then got even more angry and said that to even quote the word in the context of an apology is evidence of my ignorance and inherent racism. FML
Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML
Accidental racist
Today, I was accused of racism for mentioning that an employee can't read. That would've been racist… if she could actually read. FML
Today, I was called a bitch and "freaky as hell" because I don't like watermelon. I'm sorry, but just because I'm black doesn't mean I like watermelon. FML
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Marcella1016 32
Where the hell do you live?? It's the same thing...
superjewguy 19
that's just stupid, if you are born here, YOU are not "African-American", you're american. you'd be considered american with african ancestry. people these days want to label everything.
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Comments (135)
therouni 23
Its people like that that are perpetuating racism. They're giving too much power to words. "Black" is not an offensive word. Now, I'm not going to go around dropping the N-bomb, but we have to stop giving words that much power! Thats why I don't get offended when the rednecks around here use words like "dyke" or "rugmuncher". Its just words. I won't allow it to hurt me.
TRexYouUp 8
We're black, we don't consider it racism if you call us by our color, I'm getting so sick of this ,but what can you do? Lol
JCal585 8
I heard someone on the radio, referring to people of African descent but living in New Zealand. This radio personality was trying to be politically correct and referred to them as African-Americans.. in New Zealand.. I think we are taking this politically correct thing a little too far- I don't know what blacks, Africans, African Americans, minority, etc people want to be called, but damn lets figure that out and roll with it..
rocker_chick23 27
I guess my best friend and his family are huge racists for calling themselves black. *rolls eyes*
that_geibel_girl 15
It's kind of like there is a Mexican person, a black person, and a white person. Mexican person: I am proud of my culture! Everyone: I'm so glad! Black person; I'm so glad to be black. Everyone: great thing! White person: I'm so glad to be white! Everyone: shut up you racist ****.
icepick23 12
African American is a term that should be used only if you're actually from Africa. If you were born here, you're just American. Tell your critics to stop being ridiculous!
Sirin_fml 47
Don't tell me what to do, mother.