Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML
Wokescolds gonna wokescold
Today, I was accused of digital blackface and culturally appropriating my own culture. FML
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
This is America
Today, I'm a gay, black man who moved to a racist, mainly white, homophobic town for work. I've already had the cops called on me twice, and a group of teens yelled the f-slur at me unprompted. When I asked my boss if I could swap, he threatened to fire me. This is gonna be a long 6 months. FML
Chill out
Today, I found out one of my "friends" is “scared” to talk to me because I’m black. FML
Today, I was accused of being a "racist whore" at work. I'd only asked a man if he needed help finding anything, as that is part of my job. FML
Today, I apologised to someone for my misuse of the word 'coloured' in a discussion about ethnic minority issues. They then got even more angry and said that to even quote the word in the context of an apology is evidence of my ignorance and inherent racism. FML
Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML
Accidental racist
Today, I was accused of racism for mentioning that an employee can't read. That would've been racist… if she could actually read. FML
Today, I was called a bitch and "freaky as hell" because I don't like watermelon. I'm sorry, but just because I'm black doesn't mean I like watermelon. FML
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Marcella1016 32
Where the hell do you live?? It's the same thing...
superjewguy 19
that's just stupid, if you are born here, YOU are not "African-American", you're american. you'd be considered american with african ancestry. people these days want to label everything.
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PieterseMJ 20
All this politically correct and appropriateness is all really just being pulled out of proportion, and not just in America. I am from South Africa, therefore I am African, but I am white. So what would I be called if I moved to America? I'm assuming I should then be called African-American, but that seems to be applied to only black people. And for those not aware, the black people here in South-Africa all belong to different cultures, so just saying African-American, if they are from Africa, I would think is offense as well, as you could be from the Zulu, Sotho, Xhosa and so forth culture (and just for those who don't know, they don't all get a long and really dislikes being called Xhosa if they are Zulu for instance). It's not just a language, it's a culture and lifestyle for them. I really wish people would stop being such hypocrites jumping to statements that you are “racist” or “homophobic” or everything else there might be just because of something you say, that is not actually even offense to anyone, other than the hypocrite making a scene about it and they aren’t even the race that should feel offended, if it was in fact racist.
ironik69 31
I agree. I'm white and prefer to be called white, not Caucasian. I don't even know what the hell Caucasian means or it origins. I always check the "other" box and write in white. Tell them to gtfo if they give you problems.
weveallbeenthere 30
there is no difference.
weveallbeenthere 30
its the same thing.
kingdomgirl94 29
You sure? Even if he's Jamaican, and not from anywhere near Africa?
cathrope 10
I want to be called a German-Norweigan-Jewish-American from now on.
TheCrispyCat 20
I'm not black but I find African American more racists than just saying black.
misterspock 16
well at least it wasn't the n word
meegal 12
People love to overreact to stupid things. Everyone is just too sensitive these days and afraid of being "politically correct" which is a joke.
XTheDesertSongX 17
Okay, "black" is more correct than "African-American!" Just because people want to be more "sensitive" and "caring," doesn't mean they're right. If you were born and live in America and are black, you're black! There's no "African" in you. You have to have some African in you to be African-American. Besides that, if you're black, I'm pretty sure you have the right to say that word without sounding racist. I'm sorry people are so ignorant, OP.
knippy 9
Point out to them that they're racist for assuming that all dark colored skin people are from Africa. And that you're not African American (unless of course you have recently moved from Africa in which case I apologize) any more than any white or Hispanic person that's been in the US for several generation is german-American or Guatemalan-American.