Transportation: Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage... - FML

By Lil_bit - 04/01/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML

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Get bent

By Garage: 1 Me: 0 - 11/10/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, my old ass garage door got bent while I was trying to close it. I broke nearly all of my fingernails trying to force it back into place. Time to get a new garage door. FML

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MY WAIF!

By Bogrbon - 26/01/2022 20:01

Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML

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By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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Introductions

By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping my front bumper as I pulled forward. Wondering what had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too. FML

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By willkftw - 21/09/2018 15:30

Today, I backed a van into another car at work, damaging the tailgate in the process. I work at a panel beater. The van I was driving had just had a brand new tailgate put on. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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kbaker90 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:24

I see a pattern here. Perhaps you should be more careful when driving.

nancyngo 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:22

Fail. :( YDI for not being careful!

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citygirlnomore 0

Monday 4 January 2010 15:15

lolz it means for the win..

razorp 0

Monday 4 January 2010 16:20

hmm learn to drive maybe? always check mirrors before backing up you dumb ass... the next post from this user will be " today I got arrested for backing over someones child. FML"

unpossible 26

Monday 4 January 2010 18:19

"...the same child I bought to replace the old one I backed over." LMAO

Gibby_fml 0

Monday 4 January 2010 17:12

are you blonde by chance? lol

libbyson 5

Monday 4 January 2010 17:59

what is wrong with this world where its not common practice to look behind you before you back up. People need to learn how to drive before they should be allowed on the road

CallMeHush 0

Monday 4 January 2010 18:16

For some reason I couldn't see if the OP is male or female, sorry ladies I'm going to ASSUME that OP is a girl. Although the first time you had to tell the hubby must have been bad I would have paid money to see the meltdown that came with the second time. Surrender yourself to the fact that you should probably never drive again. Think about it... you didn't see a big effin door, it could have been a kid.

nonynony 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:23

Seriously, this is both incredibly stupid and incredibly scary! LOOK BEHIND YOU when you're backing out!

lostfaithinpppl 19

Monday 4 January 2010 18:39

Maybe you shouldn't get behind the wheel, moron. Do everyone a favor and don't drive anymore.

trucktwister 0

Monday 4 January 2010 18:50

I replaced garage door with child and it made me lol.

AlucardD80 0

Monday 4 January 2010 19:10

wow pretty much every story I read I see #2 on here

Gen2105 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:00

That is why you car has different gears that you need to pay attention to! Wow...

louie111887 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:06

dude pay attention. fyl but you also di. I don't see how you could do this twice.

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