Today, I attended a focus group. Since I've been unemployed for a month now I thought the $60 would come in handy. By the time I finished someone had broken into my car, stole my GPS and MP3 player. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for keeping those visible.
caancoha 0
I actually agree with number one. Put that shit in your glove compartment or under your seat. It is common sense.
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Comments (25)
Argerkrieger 0
Try covering all of it up or you know, learn to drive w/o a GPS. Many people do it. Bam, saves you a lot of money and repairs.
hooves04 0
lol where are you from, Windsor?
AsAlwaysAndrew 0
You needed $60, yet you still have GPS? Whoever robbed you had the right idea.
smaty 0
Always hide your valuables. He saw your GPS and just took the mp3 while he was at it.
xshinexbrite96xx 0
YDI for having an mp3 player. but honestly, you probably deserved it (karma) cause god doesnt do that kind of stuff to humble people
Taylahhhbabe 0
YDI for leaving all your stuff out in the open where random people waling by can see it... you should've hid it :P
Swono 0
Awww.. Sorry :(
OLIVIAx33 6
At least they didn't steal your car too...
Andrai 10
That sucks. Hide them in the middle console or a place where they're not visible in the future.
hflewellingg 5
Your time will come and you will be on top of the world while That low life suffers. Keep your head held high!