Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
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Top comments
lettertjes 0
Why would you wear shorts when it's freezing anyway? And, I feel like I'm repeating myself, but when your thighs are relaxed, they always jiggle unless you're only skin and bones.
Taija 0
Before all the people who have never touched a girl start calling the OP fat; unless if you're horribly anorexic, every girl has more or less fat on their thighs.
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Comments (63)
MiseryAlice 0
At least she gave you a straight answer.
TheXninja 0
What the hell are you doing wearing shorts in winter? It's even cold here in Florida.
DawnFireAngel 0
hahhahaha!!!!! -laughing into pillow- I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! I understand how you feel...... XD But it's still funny!!!
jeniilouise 0
harshhhhhhh.
MangeMoi_fml 0
Who asks, "Do I look skinny in this?" YDI for not wanting hips and thighs.
Alice_laughed 13
Maybe you shouldn't have aksed the question... just a thought.
grovyle210 3
if you wanna look skinny then juststart becoming skinny
Richard_F 0
why ask your mom in the first place
Shaggy_92 5
phattt booooottty = mmmmmmm
Brittaneyyy 0
I feel like women that are moms pick on their daughters but their even meaner then girls in hs it's like there in hs again n do jealous mean snarky things that were done to them im not sure if on purpose but its like human nature to be better then every other women i guess including their own child