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Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended like it never happened. FML

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Turns out...she thought I was joking because "I'm never serious"...

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Well at least now you can trade in the ring for a full suit of Halo armor! (I hope somebody gets this reference)

Then pretend she's not your girlfriend anymore

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It really depends on the OP's sense of humor and tone of voice. If the OP is "always" joking around or tends to make jokes at inappropriate times it is possible. As far as tone of voice I sound like the movie phone guy just not nearly as excited. So, I tend to come off rather dry and sarcastic even if I don't mean to be.

I hope that was enough to show you how much(less) your girlfriend cares about you, she could have said that she wasn't ready or that it was not the right time...Damn insensitive bitch!

Try asking her not to marry you!

I would talk to her about it with.out coming on to strong...if she still does not say anything then she does not take your relationship scerouly and you need to just tell her that. If there is no communication then how do you guys last.

If she is hot, stay with her anyway & give her more time. If she is not, dump her.

my girl said yes :)

Scroll up you'll find the love of your life

That my friend, is very unfortunate.

I don't understand these girls! Clearly they are all stuck up. Why would she be with you if she didn't want to marry you one day? She doesn't deserve you OP! Time to find someone worth your time and love! Forget this joke of a woman.