Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML
Today, I introduced my mom to my friend who performed the Heimlich maneuver on me when I was choking. She proceeded to loudly berate and chew him out, saying that he should have gotten an adult and could have hurt me. Now he won't talk to me and I'm grounded for calling her a cunt. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
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amehl977 21
"let it go"
Bisnaga 14
Next time buy the DVD. Are you sure it was your friend and that he didn't downloaded it already like that?
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Comments (90)
Dpac7 19
I bet you don't have a lot of friends.
TomeDr 25
Next time, borrow it from the library. Won't cost you a dime and no stupid pranks like that will happen.
speakfreely 21
Omg this man deserves an award
russellohh 2
"Today, i realized i am literally too poor to afford a $1.25 RedBox rental of a $7 DVD" would be an equally honest way to word this one...
thatcoolguy123 14
maybe there's no nearby RedBox... or maybe they just want to save money...
Callyn 47
Redboxes are everywhere. OP's in the US, he can spare $1.25. OP, you're a moron. If you're going to pirate shit at least do it yourself so your friends can't troll you.
prettygurl89 16
I hate that you got in trouble but that was a damn good joke lol
mattmsk005 8
Why Hasn't anyone brought up the point that by downloading he probably got it illegally so he definitely deserves it
emilyg2014 14
Well that got icy.
slutfactory 17
At least the snow-covered scenery didn't change.
Badabam_fml 14
If you hold your friend it was for family night: he's an ass and should have considered that there would probably be young kids around. If you didn't: that's a good plan on your friends behalf, just a sucky timing.
AnyaS 19
Plot twist, OP is referring to the 2010 version of Frozen.