Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML
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Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
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Top comments
olpally 32
What a bitch. she doesn't sound like a friend you need in your life.
icyhottt 11
Its time to reconsider your friendship with her xD
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Comments (66)
kinky44 28
Use editing to swap your heads in the photo and then make it your profile pic,... or put her head on a gorilla .
lanco_fml 10
honesty is hurtful not funny talk with her again.
CountryGirlx 4
People these days. I swear. Tell them they may look better, but they also look fake.
COSMOisOP 8
She's an inconsiderate, insecure asshole.
TrinityNevada 11
At first, I thought that dropping her as a friend over this is petty. But if that's an indication of how she acts a lot, (doing "little" things that make you look stupid, unattractive, less than ...) then she's not a friend. That sucks, I've had to distance myself from people and find new ones for "petty" reasons. Sometimes, it's the little things that tell you someone doesn't support you and isn't there for you.
v10lentray 2
all hot chicks have at least one fat friend to make themselves feel better
mkymouse90 17
Don't feel bad you must be better looking when you're all made up. She must have really low self esteem I pity her.
utrax 23
You could report the picture, even though that may or may not work. Either way, she sounds like someone you shouldn't be friends with.
Lonely_islands 5
No. That's just petty revenge. she just needs to rethink her friendship with that person. if her "friend" does something like that, she's not actually her friend.
TheDrifter 23
I thought this sort of thing was common practice, like single ladies always inviting one plus sized or facially challenged friend to go with them as a wing woman?? Perhaps I just meet horrible people when they let me out in public.