Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Anonymous
Charlottesville, United States
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
toughbf
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
catt
Berlin, Germany
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
sigh
United States
Toxic masculinity = No housework
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
sadrainindeed
Santa Clara, United States
Thanks Sweaty
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Kali
Say it ain't so, please
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
confused
United States
Mr. Robot
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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mlleangelique 3
Oh noes! You're seeing someone who doesn't fit ridiculously narrowly-defined stereotypes about what it means to be male! Poor you!
KiaMaster 0
meany! why can't u be a normal gf and give him compliments & not harsh remarks on his manhood!
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Comments (232)
Marcelb 17
There's a few possibilities here. 1 He's gay. 2 He's not gay, he's just a pussy. 3 He's trying to get laid by looking like a sensitive guy. In that case, "You're doing it wrong."
16N 0
Well I know how you feel
Karnezar 2
Either a sensitive guy, or a man who continually beats you and makes you know your place in the kitchen (via face to refrigerator door). There's guys out there who do have a good balance, and-le gasp- are straight AND single. However, you won't find them at the drop of a dime. So in the meantime, quit ******* with what you've got now and be glad there's someone whose willing to actually shed a tear for you. Or leave him and find a guy who, as suggested above, will make you familiar with the face-to-fridge relationship :3
mcnasty513 0
hahahaha
scemmarose 0
ahaha I'd love to tell this to my boyfriend. he would just cry too... :/
derekwb 0
tell him you already have a pussy you don't need another one
AdventurousM 0
You're a b*tch
ArielTheMermaid 17
.....omg thats hilarious :D
CynicalDepressio 6
Whatever shall you do? He has feelings?!? Goodness!
DeafWolverine 8
-.- seriously, you're dating him for a reason, take him or leave him. Girls bitch all the time about how their bfs never show feelings..now ya got one and complaining? you need to wo-MAN up.