By lucky - 31/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML
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loveandzombies 0

Don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer....

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poopooface 0

Why would you ask that in the first place? ... as if you wanted to know who the other 4 people where.

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starbux 0

consider yourself lucky to be in the top 5. my top 5 are all celebrities...and your mom.

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HahahaThatsFunny 0

It is your fault .. But he's kind of a jerk for not having you as first ..

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Ask him again in 20 years.

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tincan 0

What do you expect from asking such a stupid question?

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cyxx 0

91, 109 - thank you. Good to know there are still some people out there who genuinely view sex as something meaningful. To basically everyone else, really? Why would you want to have sex with someone other than your significant other?

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fuckthatnoise 0

GROSS. DUMP HIM.

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Truce25 0

I'd wanna ask that question too but i would never wanna kn ow the answer. I can't believe he said ur mom was before you! what an ass

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IMz0r 0

I hate it when people ask you questions that force you to lie. I had a friend once that would ask me to rate his top five friends. He was not the list when I had finished. Then I had to do the top ten. "Only seven?" By the time he was done bitching I'd moved him up to three, but as far as I was concerned he was off for good ;)

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