Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML
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Melime88 0
I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!
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wenta 1
well he likes your butt at least:D
stitch_book 4
bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.
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Comments (255)
caiitlynnx 0
how is this an fml. do you want a small one?
DakotaCat 4
Oh my god Becky look that BUTT! OMFG IT'S SO EFFING HUUUUUUUGE! OMFG BECKY LOOK AT DAT A$$!
ndm777 0
I'm still trying to figure out why this is such an FML for you. All you had to do was laugh...he did it as a joking thing. Why are you so serious? Get over it.
mrwesson_fml 0
intelligence would be as lost on you as a sense of humor. shut up and give him anal.
veryrandom 0
I agree sooooo much!
perdix 31
NEWS FLASH! Guys tend to like bigger butts than girls think they'll like. We're always looking for that callipygian (look that word up if you don't know it) woman. Big is great if it is also shapely; many fewer guys like them really huge and lumpy, just chubby chasers añd plumpa humpas.
Tikwichka 5
I voted your comment up purely for your usage of plumpa humpas.
TheDrifter 24
Hey, that is a fine descriptor. For some guys chubby just isn't enough and they need to take that leap.
mandypandypants 4
Your an idiot. You don't ask guys those kinds of questions cuz either way you're not gonna like the answer and you'll start a fight due to your stupidity.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Irony, once again.
whatyotalkinbout 0
42 is absolutely correct
I3ear 0
i dont see how this is an fml, i love girls with big bootys. i thought girls had gotten over this a long time ago. this is like a guy bitching about only being able to fit in magnums...
RyNo24 4
not an FML... thanks for wasting space on the web...
wafflesgirl24 0
Nooooooooo the sky is PURPLEEEE :P
joshsgirlfriendd 0
How is this an FML? Go kill yourself for wasting my time, OP.