Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Today, my loneliness pushed me to buy a pack of cigarettes just so I had to show my ID to the clerk, hoping he would wish me a happy birthday. I don't even smoke and he didn't say anything. FML
Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, on my way home from grocery shopping, two young adults around my age came up and asked me for a lighter. Thinking they just needed it to light a cigarette, I handed them my only lighter. They immediately ran away. I got robbed for a 1.99$ lighter. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML
Today, I picked up a carton of cigarettes for my stepfather from the store. He smokes the equivalent of nearly half my paycheck a fortnight. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
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christinez13 0
aww that sucks but you deserved it
bigbisawesome 0
Wow seriously you sir are an idiot
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milerrrs_xoxo 0
OP if you read these comments (idk if you do or not) you can see that all these people may not know you but they seem to care about you and they say they don't want you to die from smoking or from cancer. So your are better off without cigarettes and im not trying to be mean but I hope no one else bought you the cigarettes Because you are just too young to be smoking...anything!
Stylin_Since_97 10
Crack is whack! Pills kills! Don't do prescription w/o a doctors permission! Get high and then die! Increase the peace! Silence to violence Meth is death Drug free is for me:) Money and art are far apart! You snooze you lose! Choose booze or live a good life All that and a cup of tea:)
fml_addict13 3
Um, YDI.
justmekp 0
YDI get your own cancer sticks when you're old enough
HeySailor 3
that was dumb!! xD
ElementalDragon 2
Sorry... have to say that if you're under 18, and are that desperate for a smoke, you have more to worry about than someone walking off with money you voluntarily handed to them. It's bad enough when adults smoke... even worse when it's kids. Was it even YOUR money?
turkishjew 0
boo hoo u didn't get cigarets whitch kill you're lungs and eventually kill you
zinjiitsdanaa 3
Your*
caseyy17 0
congrats on your stupidity
Thalankwyte69 0
dont mess up your life by smoking please. stop.
rawml 0
Worked for me before. Still don't count on it, smokin is a ****** pain in the ass to come off of. Give your brain/body a break. Oh and use your common sense next time