Work: Today, I and a coworker got bitched out and suspended by our...

By shatfjord - 10/10/2014 22:34 - United States - Rochester

Today, I and a coworker got bitched out and suspended by our boss after our computers got infected with a weird porn virus. It soon turned out the virus had come from our boss' infected memory stick. Did he apologize? No. Is our suspension still in force? Yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 14:02

Today, our computer system has irretrievably broken down due to viruses. My boss is the one who refused to get new antivirus software, but he’s still blaming me because I’m the computer guy and should be able to protect us from stupidly complicated viruses, "like the hackers in the movies." FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 01:04 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 22:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML

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By New CV and Tinder needed - 23/05/2023 12:00

Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML

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By themanontheright - 01/03/2010 20:50 - United States

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

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By ImScrewed - 02/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML

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By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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By benoit - 15/03/2013 12:35 - France

Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

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silverkaast 9

Saturday 11 October 2014 5:08

labor board

danthehuman 29

Saturday 11 October 2014 5:08

That must suck, OP. However, I'm sure you can prove your innocence to your boss. I don't think it's legal to get suspended for something like that.

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Violord 13

Saturday 11 October 2014 5:17

I've heard of viruses like that before. That sucks, bro.

ShadowOpsV4 13

Saturday 11 October 2014 5:18

Wow...

MorganHex 28

Saturday 11 October 2014 5:19

Take him to court.

brendejafulable 41

Saturday 11 October 2014 5:20

He had to let you take the blame so he wouldn't get in trouble. Dick.

AH1Zviper 15

Saturday 11 October 2014 5:22

Anyone with any sort of authority over someone else should take responsibility of their actions. Your "boss" does not deserve that position.

nikkig456 1

Saturday 11 October 2014 5:22

a co worker and I... your grammar is probably the real reason you got suspended duh

nevergetsfirst 11

Saturday 11 October 2014 5:22

Take that infected memory stick and stick it up his ass! People like him don't deserve to be in charge

Gravenmuir 18

Saturday 11 October 2014 15:00

Judging by the weirdness the boss enjoys, I feel like he would not mind having a stick shoved up his ass.

tonyfan00 38

Saturday 11 October 2014 5:23

Well this is just a bad boss. Hope he gets a hard punch back from karma.FYL

Hiktmae 20

Saturday 11 October 2014 5:28

I'm sorry OP :(

LAuroraD 17

Saturday 11 October 2014 5:28

I'm sorry the grammar on this post is driving me nuts

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